Words of Advice:
(contributions from Yancey and Joe)
Some people like Vanilla ice cream some people like chocolate, but everybody loves Pancakes, and you should be a pancake!
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't play leap frog with a unicorn.
You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.
When you got nothing you got nothing to loose.
You have to stand for something or you will fall for anything.
Life is short and hard like a body building elf.
There's nothing like spotting Eddie.
Smile it increases your face value.
Never drink 5 64oz. cups of water.